I’m so hungry but I can’t go into the kitchen bc my mom will fry my ass and then feed it to me

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Hit and Run.

Pretty cheesed right now.

Got involved in a little car tumble rumble hit and run.  As in I got hit and the person drove away.   I don’t think I’m gonna be allowed to take the car out for a while… or go into the kitchen to get food..  And it had to be in RICHMOND of all places because my mother is super paranoid that bad things (drivers) happen in Richmond.  

Feeling pretty bummed cause I was supposed to test for my class 5 and now I just feel like a sucky butt and I’m not worthy of being on the road. I should take the bus for the rest of my life. 

I was talking to this girl today who was saying that she was arrested last night because she called into a crisis line and the crisis person reported her to the police so the cops came knocking at the girls’ door at midnight to apprehend her and i’m just like **violently shitting myself**

blue man.

my mom just said the most terrible thing to me.  I’ve been working on this ceramic piece for probably 4 months and she was like “lol it looks like something you could get for a dollar at the dollar store” and “stop wasting your time” i’m like FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.  I’m doing this art piece for a mental health art exhibit and this entire process has been about mental acceptance because I get to make whatever I want and not be judged for it. and the workshop itself is about depression and stigma

i’m just like

you know,

wow ugh


men like girls who “don’t know they are beautiful” because they are afraid that one day you will realise that you are the sun and the stars and he is nothing but a discarded plastic bag clogging up the ocean that you are

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What my girlfriend does with my cat while im at work..http://cute-overload.tumblr.com


What my girlfriend does with my cat while im at work..

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I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

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but you decided to dip on me

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Person: How do lesbians have sex?
Me: The question is how do they stop.
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i grew up catholic so i’ve got a lot of problems 

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