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"My eyelids are heavy,
but my thoughts are heavier."

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My “business model” is basically posting really low ball ads on craigslist and so inevitably people respond with really violent messages like “i’d rather throw them at u, u cheap c***”

and i’m jus like 

hahahahahahaha

ok please do.

more money for me idaf hahahahaha

I HAVE NO SHAME LEFT TO GIVE.

majortvjunkie:

college

majortvjunkie:

college

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tokomon:

my favorite thing about school was sitting with your friend and flipping through a random textbook pointing at ugly pictures and saying “that’s you.”

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Thank god for hummus and flatbread at 12am.

TIL

Today I learned that I don’t hate the internet.

I just hate the people in it.  Just like the people in my life.  And the people not in my life.  Basically, I just hate all people ok.  

I fucking love the internet.

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rneerkat:

im not smokin pot im smokin hot

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http://yabluko.tumblr.com/post/83597392056/lookscouldkale-yabluko-loppett-i-dont

lookscouldkale:

yabluko:

loppett:

i don’t trust people who are super into “proper grammar” and “correct punctuation” because what lies just beyond that smug superiority is some sinister classism that gets acutely racist in a red hot minute, so for similar reasons I’m instantly…

lawlz, idk we never said that lol 

it just says “people who are super into ‘proper gramamr’” it does not say anything about YOU personally typing with good grammar lol YA JUMPED THE GUN TOO QUICK, WILLY.  it does however, infer that people who are “super into” proper grammar (tend to be shady as all fuck) act all smug for having proper grammar.  it’s the superiority thing that really is the key takeway home message here, folks.

if you say you understand this but fail to aknowledge the actions I described  as being racist, classist, and abelist, then idk what else to say 2 u, really.

another thing to add to me (or anyone) not needing to have good grammar, is that I also do not owe anyone the time of day of having a pleasant tone.

so DEUCES.

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